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One night Tex forgot to turn off her swag.

And she woke up covered in Churches.

one day the director forgot to turn off his torture device and woke up covered in Texes

One night Wash for got to turn his gun off.

And Donut woke up covered in blood.

one night grif forgot to move out of Sheila’s way and woke up with half of Simmons’ organs

One night Epsilon tried to turn himself off

and turned Wash’s brain off

One night, Maine forgot to turn off his Sigma and woke up covered in A.I.s.

One night Carolina forgot to turn off York’s journal entries and woke up covered in grief?

One night Wash forgot to turn off fandom and woke up covered in cats.

One night York forgot to turn off his Delta and woke up covered in algorithms

One night South forgot to turn off her inner backstabber and when she woke up North was dead.